• achievement hunter fan: is that fanart of tuxedo mask or ray
  • achievement hunter fan: fuck it i'll reblog it anyway

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via hezore)



timothay: Have you heard any good jokes recently? 

I said:

caitiward:

Jon Risinger

rococoh:

i love car rides so much that i actually get disappointed when we reach our destination

(via hezore)



earthmoss:

is this not the coolest snail youve ever seen??

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via tardismyoldgirl)



marianmaidenrose:

fallingaroundagain:

lupeylycan:

un-balanc-ed:

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel 

this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction

my shirts always fit: a man’s tale

what shirt: a nudist au

(via pizza)



flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via weiweipon)



purjo:

muslimmilf:

thehottestdesignershades:

oprahsmom:

fashion

omg it’s just like cinderella <333

cinderella gotta shave dem legs

cinderella does what cinderella wants