andrewjacksonjerkwad:

fucknolesmis:

the only kawaii emoticon you will ever need is this 

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it’s mike wazowski. 

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go hard or go home motherfucker

this took 16 hours, suck my dick

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xxbandloverxx:

Um😑
validx2:

where you cop them mask
thefayzqueen:

xaive:

cooldadmemes:

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

my girlfriend just called me about this, it’s one in the am

ONE IN THE AM

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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creamteasandjammydodgers:

danisnotofire:

look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much

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oekaki-chan:

Palette #03
psyducked:

now we’re talking